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Animated Horror Movie Posters

Posted in Uncategorized on March 28th, 2015 by bill


You all know I love me a good animated gif, so check out these sweet animated movie posters by IMGUR user SamRAW08!

My Bloody Valentine (1981) [uncut version]

Posted in Good Good, Slasher on February 14th, 2015 by bill



Why write a synopsis, when you can SING* one!

*I didn’t sing this, I just embeded a video.


Just when you thought they’d done EVERY holiday as a horror movie… MY BLOODY VALENTINE stabs it’s way into your heart!

Set in Valentine Bluffs, just before Valentine’s Day, which marks the return of the Valentine’s Dance, there’s definitely no shortage of Valentine’s references! At it’s core, MBV is a cautionary tale about how moving to the West Coast to chase a dream only leads to failure and returning to your hometown to find your ex has a new boyfriend, you can only get work in a coal mine, and a psychopath is set on killing people who celebrate Valentine’s Day. It features fantastic writing like:

When the Mayor receives a box of what he thinks is candy, “If there’s one thing I like better than Christmas candy… it’s Valentine’s candy!”

Or when a drunk teen wanders into the kitchen to find a pot of boiling hot dogs, “Hot dawg!”

MBV sucks you in by being immediately relatable, like when you and your friends hung out in the junk yard having harmonica duets and cooking TV dinners on a car engine. It let’s you know, “Hey see how real these people are, well this could happen to you!” Except for the occasional Canadian accent slip, revealing these kids are nothing like you.

The unrated version has some awesomely gory kills, like when the local bar tender tries to rig a prank to scare the disrespectful local kids. Gruesome death reveals, like in the laundromat scene. And over-the-top hilarious reactions to dead bodies- the guy who plays John (Rob Stein) crushes it in the over-acting department. There’s a brilliantly thought out sequence involving the storage room where they keep the mining uniforms.

My Bloody Valentine is a fun, slasher romp, with a great twist and an eerie ending (which would later be ripped off by movies like 127 HOURS) which guarantees a bloody good time! So when MBV hands you a candy heart asking, “Be Mine?” the answer is, “Yes, yes I will.”

RATING: 8.75 out of 10 ventricles Moving-picture-spinning-heart-animated-gif*[uncut version]

BAD X-AMPLE: This movie was originally Rated X by the MPAA and went through extensive cutting of the death scenes to obtain the R rating for it’s release. The film was eventually released on January 13th, 2009 with the deleted footage restored, which is the must-see version, though be aware, the restored footage has not been color timed to match and is super grainy, most likely scrounged p from an old work print.


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New Horror Short

Posted in Shorts on October 31st, 2014 by bill


Hello boys and ghouls, swing on over to Dread Central and check out this new 2 minute horror short I directed based on this (spoiler alert – read after you watch) Reddit post by Juan J Ruiz (justAnotherMuffledVo). Enjoy!



Happy Halloween!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on October 31st, 2014 by bill


Carpenter, Cronenberg, and Landis on horror (1982)

Posted in Uncategorized on July 31st, 2014 by bill

United States of Horror Movies

Posted in Uncategorized on June 17th, 2014 by bill



Which horror movie is your state?


Posted in Uncategorized on June 13th, 2014 by bill


Be careful out there today ;)

Happy Halloween!!

Posted in Uncategorized on October 31st, 2013 by bill

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Deadly Friend (1986)

Posted in Bad Bad, Monsters/Creatures on October 7th, 2013 by bill



Paul and his robot best friend Wall•E move into a new neighborhood where he meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Mama Fratelli. Everything’s swell until Mama Fratelli shoots Wall•E with a shotgun around the same time that Buffy’s abusive father throws her down some stairs and Paul decides to do what any teen in his situation would do and implant his smashed robot’s CPU brain into his dead girlfriend’s smokin’ body so he can hopefully one day have sex with it (I just assume that last part was his motivation).


Okay, that synopsis isn’t 100% what happens, but it’s waaaay more interesting than the movie that takes place.

Now, before she was “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” Kristy Swanson was the cute girl next door that fell for new kid on the block and robot building science whiz kid, Paul Conway. I’m not sure what happened to kids these days, but back in my day having your own robot was the shit! Robots were the perfect companion. Take for instance Luke Skywalker and his pals R2D2 and C3PO. Or John Conners and the T-800. Or that weird foreign guy and Number Johnny 5. Remember on Saved By the Bell how Screech’s best pal was his robot Kevin that lived in his closet. One duo that definitely doesn’t make the cut on that list is Paul Conway and his yellow robot BB.

This movie feels like a low budget knock off of an 80s horror movie. Nothing about it has that Wes Craven DNA in it. That could largely be in part to the fact that it wasn’t really supposed to be a horror movie at all but rather more of a PG teen romance film. It takes FOR-EV-ER for the few and far between “horror” scene that the studio spliced in to even take place. And even then, they hardly make any sort of sense.

The first half or more of the movie was so boring I began to run through other movies/shows that shot in the same Universal neighborhood backlot as this one (The ‘Burbs, The Munsters, Desperate Housewives…). After that I kinda just wished I was watching “The ‘Burbs.”

Anyways, so this movie is basically just “Frankenstein” meets “The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes” but without and of the scares or fun from either film. The brain of this movie is Abby Normal and should not be brought back from the dead!

RATING: 1.0 out of 5 deadly basketballs basketball-071508

…Well, actually, you should check out this one clip, it’s the only part  from the entire film you REALLY need to see:

WHAT’S IN A NAME?: When Craven started the project it was called Friend (after the novel on which it’s based), then it was changed to Artificial Intelligence to A.I. to Deadly Friend. Aside from just the name changes, Craven originally intend for this film to be a PG supernatural Sci-Fi movie focusing primarily on the love story between Paul and Samantha, but then the studio came in and after numerous test screenings and re-shoots pushed it to be the R-rated mess that we see today.

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The Purge: Fear the Night review

Posted in Bad Bad, Uncategorized on September 29th, 2013 by bill

the purge

*UPDATE: They did in fact respond to my email and issued my group and I refunds. They invited us to come back for free after hey revamped the show so at least the acknowledge that the show was a total bomb. Here’s a more interesting re-enactment of how that email went…


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Normally I wouldn’t review something semi-Off Topic like this, but Blumhouse’s The Purge: Fear the Night was such an awful experience that I don’t want anyone else to suffer through let alone waste their hard earned dollars on this piece of garbage. It was especially disappointing after how much enjoyed last year’s Blumhouse of Horrors experience. It was a very detailed, well designed, walk-thru style haunted house with a really cool story that tied in really well to the venue (the abandoned Variety Arts Theater). This yeah it was mainly a house of lies and false advertising.

First off, if you’re looking for a traditional haunted house, this is NOT that. They were clearly going for a Sleep No More styled immersive theatrical experience and missed the mark by a mile. But the description on the website does not in any way, shape, or form, describe the experience you’ll have. Stating that you got together with the guy’s from Blackout to design this experience says a lot, but it offered nothing to that extent. Blumhouse should be ashamed to have it’s name on this thing. It does not live up to the quality of their name and actually tarnishes their brand, which makes me question my future decisions about seeing their films.

They boast that each guest will be “embarking on their own discovery of 6 floors and 70,000 square feet of immersive horror-theater.” But even if those are the specs of the entire building, the actual “experience” only consists of 4 floors, one of which is merely the bar. All in all, it really only felt like a 3 floor experience, but cannot actually return to the first floor and explore. So for 90 minutes you roam the top two increasingly overcrowded floors (the later time groups entered after us, increasing the crowd size) where you follow the show’s characters at your own accord. But these however often consisted of walking back and forth between areas where nothing horrific took place. Even in the Liberty Park area where they had characters roaming in Purge masks, they never did more than stare at you as you walked by (SIDE NOTE: they gave out Purge masks for the visitors to wear which were so poorly made, I didn’t meet one person who’s reaction wasn’t “This thing is gouging out my eyeballs!”).

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Eyeball gouging mask

Also of note, even though it’s described as an “immersive experience” you’re not allowed to touch what little props they had in the rooms. One visitor actually got yelled at when he tried to interact by opening a viewing window between two rooms, and yet another was forbidden to go into the hospital set even though the doors were not blocked off like they were in other sections of the theater (this is a prime example of what’s not working, this is the complete opposite of the Sleep No More experience where you’re very much encouraged to dig through the details of the sets). Not only was every one of the visitors we met underwhelmed and confused, one person in our group talked to an employee and asked, “Really? This is it?” and they replied with an apologetic “Sorry” look and shrug.

I truly felt bad for the performers. It was clear that the show was underwritten and lacked direction. Unlike Sleep No More, it was never established whether or not the visitors were supposed to be “actually there” and seen by the actors or not. In some parts you engage and talk the performers (the First Lady, the pregnant girl), but then in others they act like you’re not there (the creepy old man apartment, the President having sex with his mistress), without any rhyme or reason to any of it. It simply failed to keep our attention. There was even a part where our friend was taken and placed on a kitchen table for “interrogation” but it was so boring we actually left him there to see if we could find something interesting… which we did not. But suffices to say, if you get bored when the experience actually involves someone you know, then it’s a clear sign that something isn’t working.

Now don’t get me wrong, it took at least 30mins before we realized this thing sucked. It did start off promising when they gave us each Security Badges (my friend that went the previous night said they all received personalized badges with their names on them, ours simply said “Delegate”). We noticed it had instructions to text a code to a phone number to check in with security. We weren’t sure if this was something that could possibly effect our experience, or simply get us on an annoying mailing list. We did it anyway and it only came into play once during the whole night, so what could potentially have been a really cool interactive element was completely underused.

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Immersive interactive experience!

Upon entering the theater, they made each of us go alone (some people, none in our group, got special badges with their names on them, but the only function was they made that person in their group enter first). It started like a traditional haunted house where you’re walking in dark hallways and people pop out and scare and even though it was under-desgined, it had a scary element to it because you were completely alone (a problem that plagues most haunted houses is the line is so contiguous that you hear where all the scares in front of you are before you get there). Eventually you get tot he theater and there’s a political Purge type event going on, but noting happens during this part. With the Purge theme we were expecting at least some theatrics of the person at the podium being assassinated, especially when we were backstage.

Now, I’m not going to post a complete walk-thru of this experience, as I’ve already wasted my time on it once, but the first floor was actually kind of interesting. A rebel group takes the visitors captive and you and your friends are lead through a creepy hostage experience (one of our friends was even pulled from our group and lost until everyone regrouped at the bar). Tho this part was gain under designed and relied heavily on bare hallways, darkness and smoke. It was still kind of exciting. But then they take you to the bar and the experience falls flat on it’s face.

To the bartender’s credit, they pour their drinks REALLY strong, which was nice (and you’ll need it because the rest of the 90min-2hour experience is so boring, you’ll need to be drunk to get through it). They leave you to explore the rest of the place (two small cramped floors) on your own and here’s where it fails miserably. The layout was just wrong. Rooms dead ended which lead to a bottlenecking effect where you’d enter a space get tot he end and see nothing was going on and have to double back through the approaching crowd behind you and swim upstream just to get out.

It was a truly horrifying experience because it of the lack of effort put forth on their part to deliver any kind of horror theater as promised on their website. I was almost offended at how unorganized it was and embarrassed that I talked up last year’s Blumhouse to my friend who I convinced to come with me. And even at our half price ticket (normally $65) we had all felt that we were straight up scammed out of our money. Money that I would’ve easily put towards a much better haunted house experience. I emailed them to request a refund, but doubt they’ll respond (although they have been apologizing to people on the Yelp reviews). I understand that this is a complicated feat to pull off, but as Sleep No More proves, it’s entirely possible. It just requires the proper planning and execution. And if you’re going to attempt such a thing, have it worked out BEFORE you open to the public, please don’t make me pay for your R&D to work out any kinks.

If you only pay for one haunted house or theater experience this Halloween season, DO NOT make it this one!

-0 out of 5 spooks ghost34